We've lived in Glendale for 10 weeks now. Since we've found ourselves at this monumental landmark, I thought it would be a good time to share what we've learned in our time here. Here are the top 10 lessons from life in "The Valley." (Yes, they call this place "The Valley," a name which confuses me because don't you first need mountains in order to have a valley?... that's what I thought.)
1. Plethora of Personalized License Plates.
For whatever reason, there are WAY more personalized license plates in Arizona. I would say about 8 times out of 10 these plates don't make sense. When they do make sense, 9 out of 10 plates are either really lame or just plain dumb. For instance, this morning's trip to Midwestern produced "BLUIFOX." Really? Is that what you want on your car? Not sure how I feel about that.
2. Snowbirds Aren't Necessarily So Nice. (Snowbird = retired Arizona resident)
We have a lot of retired individuals in our area. I have nothing against anyone aged 65+. I love my grandparents and I feel like theirs is truly a noble generation. However, the elderly I've encountered in the last 10 weeks are starting to make me wonder. I've never witnessed so many ornery, angry, old people in riding shopping carts. Of course the ornery aren't the majority, but I'd say they aren't necessarily the minority either. On one particular trip to Wal-Mart a guy glared at a couple in the path of his motor cart. He slowed only for a moment before squeezing his way in-between them. The woman was examining something on the floor and he very nearly hit her head as he passed. Incredible.
3. Expensive Grocery prices in The Valley.
In general, it seems some of the food staples are overpriced, such as eggs and milk. I hope the prices of oranges and grapefruit in the winter make up for it :)
4. Non-existent Couponing.
For the most part, tellers look at me and my coupon book with bewilderment. "We don't usually have people who use so many coupons," they say. On the up side, because people don't do it, I get better deals. For instance, many grocery stores take any coupon less than a dollar and match it to make it worth a dollar. It's amazing, it's like my entire coupon binder is now full of dollar bills! :)
5. A "Sahuaro" (sə-wär'ō) Is a Large Cactus.
This is the kind with three branches, the traditional cactus commonly seen in movies and art. Who knew it had such a fancy name?
6. Traffic Cameras are Sneaky.
This lesson was learned through the experience of a friend (who will remain nameless for her protection.) In Arizona there are traffic cameras on all the main freeways. There are also cameras at random intersections. If you speed past them, they flash you and send you a present in the mail. A nice speeding ticket. Our nameless informant got just such a present. $170 later we've all decided we don't like the traffic cameras.
7. Relying on your GPS is Futile.
Getting around in Phoenix is just fine if you are traveling on a freeway or main cross street. When you venture into a neighborhood, you are on your own. Our GPS has led me astray on many occasions since we moved here. When looking for a car wash, I was taken to two separate neighborhoods and told I was "arriving at my destination" in somebody's driveway. Hmm. The funny thing is, even people who have lived here for years don't necessarily know their way around neighboring subdivisions. The roads here are crazy.
8. "Summer" Isn't 3 Months Long in the dessert.
We moved in on August 1st at 3 pm and the temperature was 115 degrees. When the temp hits 115 it means it is so hot words can't describe how it feels when you walk outside. Everyone kept telling me, "Summers are rough here, but you'll just love the winters." In September it was still 110 and I realized Summer isn't 3 months long in Arizona, it's probably more like 6. (But I'm not complaining, see below.)
9. Fabulous Fall Weather.
85 degree temperatures in OCTOBER, brilliant! (Sigh) The nights get cool when you reach October and the weather is absolutely fabulous. I've been hearing, "Isn't this just great Fall weather?" Wait, did you say
Fall? Ohhhh. 85 degrees= Fall. Now I know why we moved here. :) My miamaids keep telling me it gets really cold in the winter. We recently planned an activity for December to look at Christmas lights. "We'll need hot chocolate. It was freezing last year!" Wait, it gets cold here? "Yeah, in December I have to wear a jacket to school in the morning with my flip flops. I take it off once the sun's up, but before that it's cold." I just laughed.
10. Arizonians are a Freeway Naming People.
We live near a freeway called Loop 101. A road that circles the entire Valley. (See even I'm calling it that now!). The appropriate name for the 101 is "Aqua Fria Freeway." Yep. As the freeway curves around it changes names 3 times, from "Aqua Fria" to "Pima" to "Price." If you want to come for a visit, you best know the names and the numbers if you're going to pay attention to any traffic broadcast information.
There you have it. Ten lessons in ten weeks. Overall we feel like Arizona is a great place to live. I'm excited to see what else we learn about our desert oasis.